My dearest Dane is ALL boy. Think four year old Dennis the Menace - adorable, blond, mischievous, good hearted, destructive. Pure, unadulterated boy. So really, what in the world was I thinking when I signed him up for the "Leprechaun and Fairy Tea" at the library?
Well, I was thinking - fairy? No. Leprechaun? Hmm, I can see that. I knew the Fairy Queen Fafa would make an appearance, the children would dance before the Queen, and then have tea (apple juice) and cookies with her. But I was still thinking he would rather go with his 7 year old sister (who dons fairy garb as naturally as she breathes) than be excluded. I tried to prep him - I told him he needed to have his best manners, that he was going to dance pretty - and that's when I should have heeded my internal warnings.
Dane: "I don't dance pretty."
Me: "Well, you don't have to dance pretty. Maybe just don't dance crazy."
Dane: "Mom". With a look. "I dance crazy."
Okay, yes, he dances crazy. Adorably crazy. But this is a LEPRECHAUN and fairy tea, right? Surely leprechauns might dance a little crazy. And possibly even a fairy or two.
I knew we were in trouble when we entered the library in the midst of fluttering wings. There were fairies everywhere. In vain I looked for a leprechaun, but Dane was the only boy in green I could see. Hmmm. When we got to the room, pink and tutus and flowers abounded. There were probably 30 little fairies and only two other leprechauns. (One of whom was dressed in a church suit with a sparkling green tie. NOT in green sports pants and a green pajama top like MY leprechaun.) I could tell Dane felt a little out of place in such an estrogen soaked room. So I gave him the choice of staying and having fun with the fairies or leaving and having fun with the toy trains in the playroom with me. I even gave him the choice with none of the shame I admittedly dole out in similar circumstances when my children are reluctant for me to leave. (Yes, I do, I am slightly ashamed to say.) He chose to stay. I left but lurked. He was fine but wary. And then they asked all of the children to stand up and learn a dance for the Fairy Queen. A ballet dance. Complete with ballet instructors dressed in tutus. And he completely lost it.
So I rescued my crying four year old from the fairy tea. He kept sobbing "I don't WANT to dance ballet. I don't WANT to. Not ballet!" And yes, I found it extremely funny. He might be able to handle the fairies, the wings, even the manners. But he drew the line at ballet.
Getting some Ninja therapy at home.