June 12, 2010

Mouths of Babes

My children brought these home from church on Mother's Day.  (It's still May, right?)  I thought they were a great window into their worlds.  Some are hilariously off, while others are spot on ... a few comments by me are in red.
My Mother:
By Dane (4), Diva (7), Jace (10), and Erik (12)
How old is she?
Dane: 43
Diva: 33
Jace: thirties
Erik: 25

Her favorite food is:
Dane: bacon
Diva: soup
Jace: milk chocolate
Erik: chocolate

Her favorite place to be is:
Dane: in her room with us
Diva: home
Jace: California
Erik: anywhere warm

When she was young, she:
Dane: cuddled with her Mom
Diva: left her room messy
Jace: was bullied by brothers
Erik: loved Marlon Brando

She is really good at:
Dane: baseball
Diva: taking care of 5 kids all by herself 
Jace: being a loving Mom
Erik: the three c's - cleaning, caring, comforting 
(baseball? really?)

She is happiest when:
Dane: she's with her kids
Diva: we get along
Jace: the house is clean
Erik: the house is clean

My favorite things to do with her is:
Dane: play the Wii or go to the water park or go to the pool or bounce on the trampoline
Diva: watch movies
Jace: playing Family Game Night
Erik: playing Nertz

To make her happy, I like to:
Dane: do my chores
Diva:  do the dishes
Jace: help out
Erik: clean
(hmm, do we sense a theme?)

I like to talk to her about:
Dane: going to McDonalds to get food
Diva: the holidays
Jace: books
Erik: books

If I am sad, she:
Dane:  gives me a hug
Diva: helps me
Jace: comforts me
Erik: loves me

She likes to spend her time:
Dane: playing the Wii with Sister Hansen
Diva: on reading
Jace: reading, cleaning
Erik: reading
(well, not cleaning ...)

She gets mad when:
Dane: we do something not nice
Diva: we do not get along
Jace: there's a showing
Erik: I slide down the stairs in a laundry basket

The funniest thing about her is:
Dane: being funny
Diva: she laughs a lot
Jace: she likes my Dad
Erik: she's read more books than I can count

I know she loves me because:
Dane: we're the best kids in the whole entire world
Diva: she's my Mom
Jace: Heavenly Father gave me her
Erik: she never stays mad


AND, last but not least, here is a poem Diva brought home from school:

M - My mom has 5 kids
O - Outstanding at reading
T - Takes her time
H - Her hair is beautiful
E - E** is her child
R - Reads a lot